brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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