whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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