doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I think my nap took me to another dimension
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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