We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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