All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
