Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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