They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
