i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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