Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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