All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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