we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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