I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
