Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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