How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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