1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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