Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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