what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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