I CAN MOONWALK!
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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