WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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