I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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