Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
She needs sedatives and a leash
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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