champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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