Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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