This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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