Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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