Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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