Me. At least after what I've been through.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
