Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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