He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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