WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I enjoy the company of your penis
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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