Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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