A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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