hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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