The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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