Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Randomize
