do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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