just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
God I need to hump something, right now.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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