i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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