She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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