you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
