Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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