Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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