suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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