i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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