Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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