dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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