k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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