my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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