Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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