it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
We are two peas in an std pod
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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