I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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